canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

kanyewesticle:

the smallest dancing alien gif you can imagine

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lordbape:

straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013

meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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pb-n-tea:





rainy summer morning

Roadtrip.

OMFG. 

okay this looks like literally the most perfect thing I could ever ever do omg my heart I want itttt ahhhh cant handle it rain + road trips + coffee it’s too much, too much i say

GUYS I NEED THIS SOMEONE ADVENTURE WITH MEEEE

pb-n-tea:

rainy summer morning

Roadtrip.

OMFG. 

okay this looks like literally the most perfect thing I could ever ever do omg my heart I want itttt ahhhh cant handle it rain + road trips + coffee it’s too much, too much i say

GUYS I NEED THIS SOMEONE ADVENTURE WITH MEEEE

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

oknope:

i make myself laugh, i should date me

burrgerking:

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

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meladoodle:

apparently in holland they were trying to do the world record for the longest domino chain and then a bird came in an knocked 23,000 of them over… then they shot the bird and got fined because it was an endangered species. if one story has described my life as much as this story has, i’d like to hear it.