clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

jaclcfrost:

if the song “tiptoe through the tulips” ever starts playing, run. don’t ask questions. don’t hesitate. just run. run

nayx:

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

feistyfrank:

lordoftheinternet:

there is actually nothing worse than the prices of plane tickets

hitler though

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

zodiacbaby:

*something scary in the movie happens*

OMG!

*grabs ur dickk*

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation