have you ever eaten ass?
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday
*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his”
my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction
"i’m not a feminist because i don’t hate men"
the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?
you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud